Part-time potsmoker; full-time expatriate.
Living the hillbillie life; on a piss-poor wage.
Occasional dashes of homesickness; mixed together with lashings of bitchyliciousness.
Unreliable as all getout; but can be loyal as all hell.
Not a fan of religious ppl who want to tell me ALL about it; but I believe in something more. But, ShutUP I don’t wanna hear about it from any of you fanatical fuckers.
I can go from motherfucker to bitch to kunt [yes I disguised that somewhat...like that makes it any cuter. hah] in 60 minutes flat; well according to the FatBastid that I married, I can...*shrug*