Name:~apositivepessimist

Part-time potsmoker; full-time expatriate.
Living the hillbillie life; on a piss-poor wage.
Occasional dashes of homesickness; mixed together with lashings of bitchyliciousness.
Unreliable as all getout; but can be loyal as all hell.
Not a fan of religious ppl who want to tell me ALL about it; but I believe in something more. But, ShutUP I don’t wanna hear about it from any of you fanatical fuckers.
I can go from motherfucker to bitch to kunt [yes I disguised that somewhat...like that makes it any cuter. hah] in 60 minutes flat; well according to the FatBastid that I married, I can...*shrug*

Bit More About Me

Smootch My Snootch # 3...[I think]
Reason #631 why I married the LittleFatBastid.
A day perhaps more a week in the life of Me.
Well would you look at what the cat drug in!
In nine more days.
Normally.
Sometimes I think I must be a fickle piece.
Use yer imagination.
I feed off people.
Yer know I think I’m really funny in comments.

 







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