Wednesday, September 12, 2007
“Hello, is LittleFatBastid there?”
Was the first thing I heard this morning, well second really, the phone ringing was the first thing. It was ThePreachers son OhDanielMyBrother wanting him to come out and play work. That’s the last I saw of my husband. I went to the loo for my morning poo [I am nothing but regular] and when I exited he was *le poouff*, gone.
What unexpected good fortune.
Haha it’s times like these that keep me sane here. Although I did say to myself…you watch that fucking UncleRussell turn up here. Already I have my door locked, ready to leap down beside my bed at the first syllable of his top of the stairs “Yer THERE?” yell.
If forced to do the above I will then *hope* I don’t sneeze or cough.
There is a chance of that as I have managed to pick up the lergy from the FatBastidOne. Not as bad as he had it, but annoying enough. Luckily, I have a sickly sister-in-law that rang in a script for antibiotics, which I am on day four of.
*takes pill now*
I am proud to say I have only surprise snotted myself once. No witnesses to it either, even better. I dunno about you, but to me that would have to be one of the most embarrassing things to do with a cold, it’s up there with the surprise cough that shoots a wad of the brown jelly outta yer mouth.
Although you do score ten points if it lands on someone you aren’t fond of.
Speaking of being not fond of. I’m not fond of this freaking internet provider, every time I see the talking ad for them I call the spokesman a bastardcocksucker. Yes it makes me feel somewhat better.
Back at work tomorrow, just in time for “Appreciation Day” for housekeepers and laundry people of the world. WTF??. Haha that cracks me up. I guess us housekeepers/laundresses are people TOO, dammit! Apparently there’s a little party between 2.30 and 3.30 tomorrow…whoohoo a whole hour. Wonder if I’ll get paid for it, as I finish at 2.30.
I feel I’m too new to get out of it [yes I tried already…hahaha] besides, sometimes I kinda like sitting back and watching my fellow co-workers, especially at partaay time. Arhaaha *cackle, snort* thinking about them partying. With the prim lipped Kerry, the wonky-eyed-not-quite-right Henry, 420 Prancey, cartoonish Pottie, AdorableDitzJune, LooseVaginalLippedLynn, my mother-in-law and me.
Anybody would think it was a RetardsAnonymous meeting with me as their leader.
Haha wonder if I could wander off and have a chouff first.Labels: LookOut. It's The LittleFatBastid, Toejam
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Friday, June 29, 2007
Reason #202 why I married the LittleFatBastid.
He likes it when I’m mean to him.
Arhaaha.
Yesterday we were having our coffee out on the front porch. I threw my cold dregs over the railing in preparation of getting a hot one. The FatOne says something, to which I threaten him that the next time I’ll throw me dregs in his face instead of over the railing…like this!
I mock throw my cup at him when shit I still had some coffee left in it.
There he sat with cold coffee dripping from one eyebrow, pooling into his right eye socket.
Giggling.Labels: LookOut. It's The LittleFatBastid
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Friday, June 15, 2007
Reason #631 why I married the LittleFatBastid.
I just heard a thud from outside.
The LittleFatOne came into TheHellandTarnationRoom giggling and said “I just fell”.
Oh lookout I’m choking on my spit I’m laughing so hard.Labels: LookOut. It's The LittleFatBastid
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Thursday, December 21, 2006
Reason # 527 Why I Married The LittleFatBastid.
"I went to the store other day, went to the deli to get cheese, waited in line, few olds around me and lady asked can I help you?...I said no, not with that booger hanging on your nose, I'll just wait until that other lady is done."Labels: LookOut. It's The LittleFatBastid
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Monday, July 10, 2006
Just so that yers all don’t think...
the last photo was the whole range of the LFB’s thong attire...here’s another one that I just happen to have had developed.
I draw your attention to the fuck-me-face that he has happening. I was gunna blacken it out [probably will soon] then thought naah buggerit that is the funniest part. That was about the fourth take, on account I couldn’t stop cracking it long enough to keep the camera steady to take it Oops too late for you slow coaches yer's miss out on tha gud stuff. Heh...fuck I crack me up.
There are some more poses but alas I can’t show them to yers...“righto, quit yer begging”...on account the thong wasn’t stretchy enough to contain all his googly bits and bods...and that just wouldn’t be *shifty eye’s* quite right putting them up here aye.
I will add, the mullet is waay so no longer the hairstyle of choice. If there are two things I have encouraged in the Little Fat Bastid it is more up to date style and...well obviously, his Hillbillie...“yeaah give it to me baybe”...slutty pinup poses.
Don’t say I never give you blog people anything.
heh.
Hmmm, I hope that blogger Ananke from Falmouth don’t surf by, LFB goes into Falmouth often Okay have fixed that up already...won’t be recognisable now.
Well crap, I just choked cackling on my coffee again.
*inside thought*...wonder if I could win a blog battle with this.Labels: LookOut. It's The LittleFatBastid
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