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Sunday, November 12, 2006

Every now and again...

my Father sends on an email that I find amusing enough to share with you...well anyone really.

Okay, here's what you gotta do...yes gotta.

Get a blank piece of paper draw a picture of a whole pig on it, not just the head but a basic drawing of one, don't spend too long on it Picasso.

Draw the pig before you read on.



So have you done it yet or what.

Here's mine that I prepared earlier...Shut UP is too a pig [<---click to see ;)]

**Now don't read any further until you have drawn the goddamn pig**


The pig serves as a useful test of the personality traits of the drawer.

· If the pig is drawn to the top of the paper you are positive and optimistic.

Toward the middle you are realistic.

Toward the bottom, you are pessimistic and have a tendency to behave negatively .

· Facing left you believe in tradition, are friendly and remember dates, birthdays etc.

Facing right you are innovative and active but don't have a strong sense of family, nor do you always remember dates .

Facing front [looking at you] you are direct, enjoy playing devil's advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions.

· With lots of details you are analytical, cautious and distrustful.

With few details, you are emotional and naive , you care little for details and are a risk taker.

· With less than 4 legs showing you are insecure or are living through a period of major change.

With 4 legs showing you are secure, stubborn and stick to your ideals.

If you have drawn more than 4 legs you are stupid. Heh.

· The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. The bigger the better.

· The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life and once again the longer the better.

Okay, who didn't draw a tail?

Hmmm so what did your pig look like huh?


Posted by apositivepessimist :: 7:40 pm :: 23 comments

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