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Wednesday, July 26, 2006

With ring finger and thumb pinched together...

I sit uhmm uhmming trying to find my happy place free of fax machines that don't fucking work!

Would I be considered as having anger issues when all I want to do is run full pelt, with face contorted, screeching "fuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuu" towards a brick wall. Only to stop and hurl this blasted fax machine at it, smashing it into several pieces that I could then take turns booting each jagged piece from one end of the building to the other.

Two Three things hold me back from doing just such.

I would be unable to come up with a plausible reason for it being in thirty-seven pieces and would therefore have to pay for its replacement.

I would probably "accidentally" kick a piece into someone removing an eye or severing their jugular.

Then I would feel bad.

Good fucking God there is a load of tedious tripe out there surfing in blogland...I feel better, now that I've added to it.
Posted by apositivepessimist :: 12:10 am :: 16 comments

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