Wednesday, July 26, 2006
With ring finger and thumb pinched together...
I sit uhmm uhmming trying to find my happy place free of fax machines that don't fucking work!
Would I be considered as having anger issues when all I want to do is run full pelt, with face contorted, screeching "fuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuu" towards a brick wall. Only to stop and hurl this blasted fax machine at it, smashing it into several pieces that I could then take turns booting each jagged piece from one end of the building to the other.
Three things hold me back from doing just such.
I would be unable to come up with a plausible reason for it being in thirty-seven pieces and would therefore have to pay for its replacement.
I would probably "accidentally" kick a piece into someone removing an eye or severing their jugular.
Then I would feel bad.
Good fucking God there is a load of tedious tripe out there surfing in blogland...I feel better, now that I've added to it.
Posted by apositivepessimist ::
12:10 am ::
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