Saturday, August 12, 2006
My arch nemesis...
Friar-Fuck the prick.
Oh how I dislike you greatly F-F, let me count the ways...
I dislike how you need to slam your dwelling doors, repeatedly.
I dislike how you need to talk loudly on your mobile phone outside on yer veranda at least ten times a day.
I dislike how you need to open and then slam shut your vehicle doors, repeatedly, early each morning when you leave.
I dislike that you forget stuff as you are leaving, so that you idle your vehicle just outside my windows while retrieving the forgotten stuff.
I dislike that you don’t realise you have a backyard and use the front as a gathering point for the rest of your fucked up clan and workmates.
I dislike that your family stays over often...door slamming times four.
I dislike that you must be deaf, therefore your tele must be turned up loud.
I dislike that you then need to talk over
the volume of your tv.
Lets face it, I dislike you with a passion and wish you would crawl off into some fetid hole and just stop disturbing me.
Posted by apositivepessimist ::
11:51 pm ::
Post / Read Comments